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you know todays life is so hectic , no time for eating , health, soul, self what to talk of laughing, when there is opportunity for laughing , it should no be missed.

i congratulate and thank all the contributors:

the first joke is as follows, contributed by me naphew raju gupta, who is a spritual as well as computer genius.:

Raju Gupta
show details Jul 4 (1 day ago)
At a doctor’s clinic one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?

Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that’s how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor.



Raju Gupta said...

Thanks a lot for praising me. But, I am not the author of the jokes and articles that I sent you. I took them from emails and internet. I must tell you that I always feel proud to read about your interests and deeds. You are working for noble causes by simple activities. I feel enthralled.

I and god said...

thanks raju,

perhaps you know, that if anybody propogates any good idea, he gets the same blessings from the god, wether he created them or not.

i know you are a good thinker, and you have a good capacity and knowledge to propogate the good, benificial ideas , without thinking that you created them or not.

have a nice time, and my regards to bhaisahib and bhabhijee.

ashok gupta